kel_wink ([info]kel_wink) wrote,
I drew a utopian community today....every inhabitant had to have pieces of them censored because they were all nudists....I censored them because we live in an age where nudity is considered indecent...and we are taught to be ashamed of our most sacred, private areas....but that shall soon change! For I plan to form a cult of nudists! We shall convert the entire human population one city at a time....and then one country at a time!! It will be like George Orwell's 1984...except the nudists will be in place of the Thought Police...and we won't be against sex...we will be for it!!!! Our minds will be so consumed with sex....we shall no longer be known as Homo Sapiens, but Sex Addicts(in Latin)! Of course, nudists don't look at the showing of their bodies as sexual.....anyway....back to the community I drew...I had a church....a nudist church of course....with a sign that stated Bruce and Tom were to be joined in Holy Matrimony...but my favorite part was this naked man who had happened to stumble across a clothed individual...he told the clothed individual, "THOU DOST INFECT MY EYES!" A Shakespearean quote from my Shakespearean book of insults....

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[info]zuzubaloo

September 20 2005, 21:49:52 UTC 6 years ago

nudity sucks because then you don't have any pockets, and who wants to live in a world without pockets?

[info]kel_wink

September 20 2005, 21:54:35 UTC 6 years ago

BLASPHEMOUS!!! You won't need pockets...because the world we're going to live in won't require them...If you want pockets...get a man purse

[info]zuzubaloo

September 20 2005, 21:58:15 UTC 6 years ago

pockets >>>>> man-purses

[info]kel_wink

September 20 2005, 22:08:23 UTC 6 years ago

Zuzubaloo... have you been putting the lotion on its skin? It's time those hands made a trip to the guillotine....

[info]kel_wink

September 20 2005, 23:13:07 UTC 6 years ago

nudes and pockets

or simply glue one to your chest....
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